Nevaeh. It's heaven backwards. Anyone that tells you their daughter is named Nevaeh will also tell you that it's heaven spelled backwards. Every time.

Heard a lady yell at her kid. “Graceland Tennessee stop running around!”

I know a girl named Random. While at an Easter egg hunt years ago (eggs were labeled for each kid), I took the eggs labeled Random thinking they were up for grabs. Random’s parents were unamused to say the least.

My neighbor was the 12th kid. His parents named him Twelver. That’s gotta be the worst I’ve ever seen.

An ex had friends who named their kids Haight and Rayge (hate and rage). Good luck kids.

I went to high school with a guy named John John John. Yes, his first name, middle name and last name were all “John”.

Baby girl Yes this was their legal name.

I work at a college and often go through the new applications to process them, I've seen all kinds. Most ridiculous name I've seen thus far though: Starscream Anakin as his first and middle names. He has a normal last name. When I first saw it, I was certain that it was a kid f**king with our application system. Then I met him in person, and he showed me his ID. His name is legally Starscream Anakin. I get the Anakin part, but of all the Transformers to name your kid after, why on Earth make it Starscream? He was just awful.

Wednesday Passion. That was a little girl i use to babysit.

Real name, silly: Batman bin Suparman. He's a guy in Indonesia. Real name, awful for other reasons: Null. Any kid with that name will have no end of trouble with databases.

My favorite I saw while working as a banker was... Subway Club Allah Is Supreme Middle Name (last name) His parents named him this and he wanted a loan to open a weed store in a state where it is illegal. To clarify his middle name is Middle Name, i forgot the last name, but it was just a normal last name

My sister met some kids in an international airport named Yellow, Flash, and No Exit. My sister asked No Exit why his mom picked that name; he said when she couldn’t think of anything else she saw a no exit sign from her maternity bed and settled on that. Went to school with a guy named Dude. He was named after his grandad. There was a college football quarterback in Missouri whose first name was Kokaine; named after his Grandad. I worked with a lady named Crystal Wineglass.

Some friends of mine in high school knew a girl named Cash Money. Met her once and she said her name with some made up accent. One recently I ran into was Kaideynse.

Lihburtee.

Okay Arthur Doak. We called him Okay. He was the youngest of 5 kids. Fancy (named after the Reba song) and her sister Truly (named after Truly Scrumptious from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang) Secretlove. She was a kid my mom met when my mom worked at a pediatrician’s office. Secretlove’s mom laid out the whole story to my mom about the name.

A family friend named his son "Sir" and it's pretty cringe. Honorable mention goes to the former coworker who named his daughter Khaleesi.

Christgift, Christwill and Christgood all siblings. Bless their hearts.

Did data entry at an amusement park. One pass holder was named “Asthma.” That was her first name. Asthma, as in the breathing condition.

Novemba.

Well... let's just say that the state I live in doesn't have a significant english-speaking population, especially in the rural regions, despite the official language of the country ( India) being English and most of the urban population being educated. However; I have friends whose parents gave them names like "Benadryl", "Goodbye", "Very helpful" and the absolute worst "Dishwasher". This, however is because people from the rural regions ( especially in the North-East) come to the cities, and see words in ads and billboards that they find pretty and innocently name their children after a variety of brands. I don't always blame them, I had a family friend who came off as very posh and educated, spoke perfect English... but named his daughter Darth Vader. Some of them are just trolling. Do not underestimate people of the hills; they don't take your bullshit, educated or otherwise.

Had a little boy in my program named Rowdy. Eh... kind of rednecky but, whatever. Then I found out his older brother is named Howdy! WTF? Found out later that the older boys legal name is Howard. That's less ridiculous, at least.

Graduated with a girl named Bodacious Edit: As a side note: when I was in basic training I met a native American fella whose name was "Knows His Gun". Just thought that was a bada** name and I've never forgotten it.

I once encountered a plump young woman whose name, according to her ID, was Rotunda.

When I was pregnant my now exMIL wanted me to name our son "Rock" which is stupid as it is but the last name is Bowler so my son's name would be Rock Bowler and I couldn't do that to the poor kid. My ex thought it would be funny to name him Rocky with the middle name Bal so his name would be Rocky Bal Bowler...

The neighbour of my dad's ex had a son and daughter called Blaiyz (blaze) and Ainjayl (angel). I don't understand the strange spelling.

Yo’Majesty

There’s this girl in my high school that everyone knows about. She wears cat ears, furry tails and paws, pastel and anime clothing items, fake fangs, and refers to herself as a “pastel monster” with her body pillow. Her legal name is Honeybunny.

I went to high school with a guy named Zip Daub. His middle name was Adydo. They named that motherf**ker Zip Adydo Daub.

Queeth.

My mom worked in a maternity ward and a family with the last name "Dollar" named their infant child "Needa"...poor kid.